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npm ERR! 418 I'm a teapot - Short and stout

Website Status: Under Construction

Our crack team of caffeine-fueled developers is working tirelessly (actually, they're quite tired) to bring you something amazing. In the meantime, please enjoy this collection of terrible tech jokes.

How many DevOps engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they automated it!

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$ git status

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